Conversations with David
Rob: I should go home and dig out *my* old NES and try to make it work.

David: It worked a lot better after doing that, for sure. But I did have to clean my games before every use.

Rob: How do you clean your games?I just used to blow on the bottom. It helped a bit.

David:I use a Q-tip and rubbing alcohol. Blow-jobs only get you so far.

Rob: Sounds like you're treating an STD rather than giving a blow job.

David: See, if nintendo games were like men, a good blow job would be all you needed. But no, they need more from the relationship.

Rob: Sometimes they just need to be held and touched, eh?

David: Exactly. You have to treat them just right. Be sensitive and gentle.

Rob: Very. I hear that at times it's painful inserting those cartridges. You have to give it some loving.

David
Exactly. Be very careful with penetration. You have to push it in and pull it out just right.

Rob: Somtimes it likes it rough, though.I remember my NES liked having a gun pointed at it. Then the screen would flash me.

David: Hmm... mine never liked it rough. When I treated it rough, it would just refuse to be turned on.